Lady Gaga – Telephone ft. Beyoncé

WTF Lady Gaga showing girls how to posion dudes who call them on the telephone…Oh nooooooo….I guess we need to stop callling these h______________. sorry to say. Beyonce done killed Tyrese.

I love the creativity, and oh my it’s been a long time since I seen a real good produced music video, but the messages and little things like poison, and cool being in jail and so on with Gaga is crazy, I sure hope kids don’t go following this crazy chick.  But big ups you reps NEW YORK where I am from so…thumbs ups.

Lady Gaga – Telephone ft. Beyoncé

Lady Gaga (born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta on March 28, 1986) is an American songwriter, performance artist,[1] and recording artist. She began performing in the rock music scene of New York City’s Lower East Side. She soon signed with Streamline Records, an imprint of Interscope Records, upon its establishment in 2007. During her early time at Interscope, she worked as a songwriter for fellow label artists and captured the attention of Akon, who recognized her vocal abilities, and had her also sign to his own label, Kon Live Distribution.

Her debut album, The Fame, was released on August 19, 2008. In addition to receiving generally positive reviews, it reached number-one in Canada, Austria, Germany, and Ireland and topped the Billboard Top Electronic Albums chart. Its first two singles, “Just Dance” and “Poker Face”, co-written and co-produced with RedOne, became international number-one hits, topping the Hot 100 in the United States as well as other countries. The album later earned a total of six Grammy Award nominations and won awards for Best Electronic/Dance Album and Best Dance Recording. In early 2009, after having opened for New Kids on the Block and the Pussycat Dolls, she embarked on her first headlining tour, The Fame Ball Tour. By the fourth quarter of 2009, she released her second studio album The Fame Monster, with the global chart-topping lead single “Bad Romance”, as well as having embarked on her second headlining tour of the year, The Monster Ball Tour.

Lady Gaga is inspired by glam rock musicians such as David Bowie and Freddie Mercury, as well as pop music artists such as Madonna and Michael Jackson. She has also stated fashion is a source of inspiration for her songwriting and performances.[2] To date, she has sold over eight million albums and over thirty-five million singles worldwide.[3]

Background information
Birth name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
Born March 28, 1986 (age 23)
Origin New York City, United States
Genres Pop, dance, electronic
Occupations Singer, songwriter, musician
Instruments Vocals, piano, synthesizer
Years active 2006–present
Labels Interscope, Streamline, Kon Live, Cherrytree
Associated acts Space Cowboy


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