“I GO NUTS for these NUTS”
Don’t you love nuts? Ummm I mean, don’t you like humor?
Richardo Wilson
Tag Archives: Comedy
THIS IS SPARTA, TO THE NOOBS
I love this picture so much…It’s my new favorite. I know there is a collection of memes with this but, what the heck…This is Sparta…well this is my blog. You don’t want me to do that famous kick now do you? Do you feel like this image is the best defense mechanism to all your troubles. In actually you are SPARTA and what you BELIEVE IN is SPARTA…so why not stand up for what you believe in.
To that manager at work that’s annoying….BAM -> THIS IS SPARTA. (when you decide to pick up for yourself.)
To that bully at the playground…BAM -> THIS IS SPARTA.
To that noob in front of you in the express line with like A MILLION ITEMS…BAM -> THIS IS SPARTA.
To that tourist walking all slow in front you in NYC Times Square…BAM -> THIS IS SPARTA.
To that girl or guy nagging on your Facebook wall…BAM -> THIS IS SPARTA.
To that person who leaves stupid comments on your blog…BAM -> THIS IS SPARTA.
To that ex-girlfriend calling your phone…BAM -> THIS IS SPARTA.
To that ex-boyfriend trying to text you to get some…BAM -> THIS IS SPARTA.
To the job that never credits you for your work…BAM -> THIS IS SPARTA.
Ok, you get the point I can go on and on…nope one more.
To everyone who forgot your birthday…BAM -> THIS IS SPARTA.
LOL…hopefully I grant you a smile…
Thanks for reading…
Richardo Wilson
SACKED [NaPoWriMo]
SACKED
Your time has come,
It’s a wrap,
Turn off the lights,
Exit the building,
You light have already been shun,
Time to go to sleep,
It’s not time for a nap,
And definitely not for a late night snack,
It’s a wrap,
Yes I have said it,
And it’s so sad I had to say it again,
Me and you ain’t friends,
So be gone for this is the end,
Don’t try to defend,
You have just been sacked,
There is no coming back,
Once again it’s a wrap.
Note: I fired myself from writing poetry in advance. lol. It’s the finally days on “NaPoWriMo” and I am gone.
Have you ever been sacked? Fired?
It’s a very odd feeling. I have been sacked before, and I can say it’s not a lovely feeling to have. Your mind goes all over the place, constantly thinking and trying to figure out what have happened, why did it happen and what you have to do. I don’t want to be in that position again. How about you?
Richardo Wilson
[The Master Ninja]
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LIFE IN SLOW MOTION
CALL ME THE TERMINATOR
CALL ME THE TERMINATOR
Hunting, Running, I will terminate them all,
The noobs, the lames, the crazies,
Yup I am going for them all,
Red beams and machines, I really don’t play,
Only the mission I was given,
Oh yea baby, I am on my way,
Busting through all the obstacles,
Evening kicking down doors,
Blowing up objects,
Like a soccer striker,
I am going for the goals,
And if there is someone to stop me,
And I am gone, I still got one fact,
Just remember I am the terminator
I will be BACK.
OF COURSE, BUT MAYBE [Louis C.K. COMEDY]
OF COURSE, BUT MAYBE
Of course, I think making love is cool,
But maybe, I don’t enjoy making love to you,
Of course, buying a Porsche is out of my price range,
But maybe, I am balling without a budget, YOLO,
Of course, I study for this important test to get into college,
But maybe, if I don’t go to this party and get drunk, I will be a virgin forever,
Of course, wearing a condom is smart,
But maybe, tonight I want to do something dumb,
Of course, work out and living a healthy lifestyle,
But maybe, I just want to pig out and be a pig and eat everything, YOLO
Of course, I should blog today and interact with my readers,
But maybe, I just want to post something and laugh at myself for doing so.
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I hope you enjoy the little mild jokes…that’s if you actually read my post…if so KUDOS to you. 
I love comedy, so I had to pay homage to Louis CK, after watching his HBO comedy special. He is very funny and one of my favorite comedians.
What comedians do you like?
Richardo Wilson
[The Master Ninja]
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