Category Archives: Humor

Apr 24 2013

CALL ME THE TERMINATOR

CALL ME THE TERMINATOR

terminatorHunting, Running, I will terminate them all,
The noobs, the lames, the crazies,
Yup I am going for them all,
Red beams and machines, I really don’t play,
Only the mission I was given,
Oh yea baby, I am on my way,
Busting through all the obstacles,
Evening kicking down doors,
Blowing up objects,
Like a soccer striker,
I am going for the goals,
And if there is someone to stop me,
And I am gone, I still got one fact,
Just remember I am the terminator
I will be BACK.

Richardo Wilson
[The Master Ninja]
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Feb 28 2013

FREE OPEN BAR

Working nights sucks, especially when you have to past up on an FREE OPEN BAR. I usually work morning but because a stupid shift change, responsibly I had to pass on a very cool open bar.

I am not the one to call out of work, but dang, free drinks, c’mon man…not cool.

I mean when a big company pays for you to enjoy a few moments with colleagues why would you pass this up. Gosh. But work is work.

No liqs for me…smh.

Thanks for reading
Richardo Wilson

Feb 9 2013

HARLEM SHAKE – BLACK NINJA [FUNNY VIDEO]

Harlem Shake BLACK NINJA viral trend video

So there a viral video trend going around in which has to do with the Harlem Shake.  Do you know what the Harlem Shake is?  Can you Harlem Shake?  Well the Harlem Shake is a type of dance created in Harlem, New York I believe a while back, but either way the trend has less to do with the actual dance but the entertainment value of the video.  It has more to do with the beat by the producer baauer titled Harlem Shake.  I saw the trend a day ago before I realized It got super big and popular, and decided to have some fun on a Saturday.  And how much fun it was.

Check out my version of the trend, The Black Ninja version [HARLEM SHAKE]

I hope you enjoyed the video. Here are a few others and the original makers of the viral trend. It’s only about 30 seconds of your life each so enjoy and laugh out loud, seriously LOL. :)

Thanks for reading and watching
Richardo Wilson

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Feb 2 2013

Who Would Have Thought: Shower Curtains and Drapes [Workout]

Girl in shower

Girl in shower (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Who would have thought putting up Shower Curtains and Drapery would be such a workout…I am guessing women with a home of their own.  I went the difficult routine to take them down and put up fresh ones as the dirty ones went to the laundry.  The constant reaching up and hooking the curtains worked out the arms as well as the abs for holding the position and curtain up as you find the hole to hook them.

Well that workout was fun.

I look forward to the next time.

Any comments, leave them below… :)

PS: Create a happy home and share the responsibilities of the house.

Thanks for reading
Richardo Wilson

Jan 7 2013

On The 7th Day For the Win

 

 

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funny_cats_a (Photo credit: DrJohnBullas)

 

Not everyday we must work, do I choose to either way.  But on the 7th day of work is where I win with happiness.

 

 

 

7 Ways To Win

 

 

 

  1. Waking up as late I want to.  After 6 days of straight work, I think I am allowed to at least sleep in.
  2. Walking around the house with no pants.  I bet that’s the high life for some people.
  3. Making whatever I want for breakfast, most likely some left over pizza and a cup of coffee, why not, there is no rules.
  4. Seeing 20 missed text messages and calls, and figure who ever left those had to be desperate, lonely or very important, but still think to self, I have no time for that.
  5. Deciding to walk around with a pillow in hand and headphones on to block the traffic of sound, and which ever location you end up, there is something soft to lay on.  (sleepy time)
  6. Trying to think of some work that needs to get done, get confused and say forget it and create a better plan of doing nothing. (I think I have tried this a few times in life, lol.)
  7. No matter what time of day it is, there is nothing better than watching some classic movies of comedy and humor or Tv Shows on Netflix, while wrapped up in the sheets. (Now that’s the life, and the win.)

 

Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping Beauty (Photo credit: Vermin Inc)

 

What do you do on the 7th day?

 

 

 

Thanks for reading
Richardo Wilson

 

 

 

Jan 6 2013

6 Ridiculous Things I Did This Week

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Ridiculous (Photo credit: victoriafee)

My weeks are never the same.  I never follow the same routine, there is always an alternative or a modified version of action.  I believe in living a fun and creative life taking advantage of the simple things in life and enjoying them to the fullest potential but some days I just find myself doing silly things.  I humor myself with some of the things I choose to do to just make my life different and unique.  Here are Six Ridiculous Things I Did This Week.

1. I ran 2 miles to work to avoid being late.  I am very determined, in which a simple call to my employer to say I was going to me a mere 2 minutes off, but I decided to beat the clock and I won.

2. Forgot to comb my hair before work, and found a plastic fork and hit the bathroom and combed my hair with a fork, and mind you, I did  pretty good job based on my options. :)

3. I told a customer to call me at work if she needs help with an item.  As much as I love to help others and I go above and beyond for my clients and customers, why would I need another person calling me to ask for FREE TECH SUPPORT, truly I that’s too much, and when I said it, I was like here goes more un-monetized favors.

4. Wore dark shades to the gym in the night like 10pm.  It was quite funny via I was rapping super loud as I was on the street, and the lady at the front desk was confused I wore dark colorful shades at night and then into the gym.

5. I go through some old documents pile to look for a photography flash mount for my Canon camera to then find it and bunch of old ideas papers and other equipments.  As I keep being amazed by all the great things I found and kept taking them out of their compact hiding spot, now I created clutter and a mess, and had to leave the house to come back to a pile of old stuff and was a bit lazy to put back.  I think 2014 is a good year to return to this with my busy schedule.

6. I texted a friend while talking to them via Facebook messenger on the computer thinking that they would convert the conversation to texting as they kept writing via the Facebook messenger until they finally decided to stop writing in the messenger.  I kept looking at my phone and the messenger to see if a new message was going to come through via the conversation wasn’t over, but none came through.  Why did I even hold my breath. smh

Which one of my ridiculous things did you find silly or funny?

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Thanks for reading
Richardo Wilson